Watashitachi no Ie
(Part 2: After The Bath)


Well I see you guys enjoyed the bath. Was it hot enough? Did you know that if we go to a sento, or public bath, the water is even hotter? It is a little difficult to get in at first, but once you do, it feels pretty good. Especially in the winter.

Let me take you to your bedroom now. No, no, don't worry about the dishes. You can do them tommorrow <grin>. Come on, let me show you. And mind your head. I hit mine all the time. Come on.
DANSHIBENJO is the Guy's Place JOSHIBENJO is for the "bigger stuff"
Right here to the left is the benjo or toilet. If you just have to pee, then this one on the left is for you. For bigger jobs, or for women, the door on the right. Yeah, I know it seems funny to have a urinal in a house, but actually it is kind of handy. You don't have to flush as much water, and you don't have to worry so much about "missing".
My Homemade Table (One Year to Do!) What do you think about the view from the toilet? I know, you would close the door so you don't see anything, right? Well, my legs are so long that when I am sitting down I really cannot close the door all the way. When guests are here, of course I do, but regularly.... never mind. Forget I said that. Anyway, I hand-made this table. It took about a year to do, but I did it all by myself. I'll tell you about it some time. I am very proud of it. The wooden display on top was also made by me, and the shakuhachi (japanese flute) is about 75 years old, and given to me by Maeda-san who looks after Tug when we are away travelling.
UNDO is "Exercise" in English OK, now we walk through the undonoma. This is where I used to do my aerobics for seven years. Just look straight ahead and watch the video while doing aerobics. See my weights? I used those. Actually now that I am weight lifting, the 5kg ones seem a little light. In the winter it gets darn cold in here. In the morning I put socks on my hands and wear sweats and a sweatshirt. But after about 15 minutes I am down to a tshirt and shorts. How cold? Oh, it has been -8C before. Imagine how cold it is holding iron weights?
The walls are kind of like a, well, a, sort of like something that I cannot explain. If you are not careful, you can rub it off and little sparkly flakes fall to the ground and you have to vacuum. The color is different because I guess when the family lived here, maybe somebody either cracked the wall and they did a home-repair job, or it got burned or something. I think there was a burner here at one time because the tatami mat that was here (we moved it) had a round burn mark in it.
IMA means "Living Room" That's our living room called Ima in Japanee where we watch movies. That is about all we use it for. We are never in here otherwise. Just don't have the time to watch tv. Actually I don't really like TV so I don't watch it at all.

On the left is the tokonoma. This is where art is usually kept in the house. You can see the kakejiku, or hanging painting in the background, and in the foreground is my most favorite piece of art, the bonsai. This is made entirely from PAPER! Hard to believe, eh? Actually Yoshida-kun, the guy who made it, and my cycling buddy just brought me this case.

TOKONOMA is the Most Sacred Place in the House (next to Danshibenjo, Of Course!) I asked for it because here in Japan we get lots of sticky dust. It sticks to everything. There must be at least a thousand needles on this bonsai. Can you imagine having to dust every single individual one? Not for me, thanks. It is always a little dark in this corner of the house. Well, take a look at it again in the morning when a little more natural light comes in. Then you should be able to see how amazing my bonsai really is. I am so proud of it that I even put it on my homepage for the entire world to see since I can't carry it with me whenever I travel abroad.

In fact, it used to sit on the table I made. Looked really really good too. But the case is just so huge that we couldn't put it back on the table without it looking funny. So this is how it sits. No idea how I am going to move it when we finally move out of here.
AKA (red) Fujii is Supposed to Bring Good Luck This room is called Akafuji no ma because there is a picture of Aka Fuji (red Fuji) there as you can see. It is supposed to bring good luck. I guess it did. To the salesman. I got sucked into buying it about 9 years ago for 40,000 Yen! Lucky him!!
Pretty Cool Looking Sliding Walls/Doors, yes? OK, let's pull out the futon and get you ready for bed. Most people usually sleep on futon on the floor like this. But nowadays, kids have beds. Here are some extra blankets just in case you find it a bit chilly at night. It should be OK, but I don't know if you sleep hot or cold. You never know, right? Is this your first time to sleep on the floor? When Mayu and I watch movies we use these mats to lie on and watch the TV. Usually we fall asleep there and wake up with killer backs. Don't worry, you will be fine. You can enjoy the experience. This room probably looks our most "Japanese" of all rooms because of the walls, the doors, etc.
A TEN is a Marten. His Name is Zokes (After Marzocchi, the Shock) Oh, just three more rooms and then I will let you have a good night sleep. Come on through these doors. Look down to your left. You see the stuffed martin? That is a "ten" in Japanese. So this room is called Tennoma. Actually we don't use this room at all. It is just passed through by us to go to other rooms.
Just an Italian Cycling Jersy - from Italy! Then to the left here again is our second laundry room. That's my cycling jersey. In the summer we put the laundry here because it keeps it out of site from our eyes. I hate living with hanging laundry but it is always there. So we move from the one near the kitchen, to this sentakuba. In the winter it is too cold back here (no heat) and nothing dries so we keep it near the kitchen where all the heat runs while we are living there.
My Holy Grail (In Pieces Grrrrr) Next through this door here, to the last room on the main floor. My Proflex is in pieces here because the shocks are broken. Usually it is hanging at the genkan above King Tug bed but for now it is here. Mayu's bike is kept here, and the doors at the end of this room (called fusuma) hold some bike stuff and raingear on the left, and our files, and storage on the right. If you go through these white doors here on the left, you are back to your bedroom.
Well, that is it for the main floor. And as it is a little dark I would rather show you upstairs tomorrow, OK? So have a good sleep, and don't worry if you hear someone screaming in the night. It is just me talking in my sleep. By the way, Tug talks too.

See you tomorrow. Don't worry about sleeping in. It is perfectly fine. I might not get up that early either.

Oyasumi nasai.

While visions of pickled plums, fermented soy beans and dried squid dance in their head....
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April 8th, 2001